A Virgin to "Award-Winning" Cuisine

Ladies and gentlemen and the rest of you, maybe my sense of humor is slightly skewed, but this is the funniest thing I've read in months. I don't know where the Telegraph got it, but I just wanted to share it. It's a complaint letter addressed directly to Richard Branson concerning the food and entertainment on a Virgin flight. Anyone who has been subjected to airline food, EVER, will know exactly what this guy is talking about. 

"Richard...What is that white stuff?"

I saw excerpts first at The Stranger. But you've got to read the whole thing and look at the accompanying photographs. Too bad he doesn't realize what he suffered through was truly above par.