The BBC reported yesterday the story of a man who smuggled a few items on a flight from Dubai to Melbourne. I couldn't help but share it. Chief among his smuggled items were two pigeons. TWO LIVE PIGEONS. They were rolled up in padded envelopes and stuffed in a pair of tights he was wearing under his pants. Which begs the question: are there no local pigeons available in Melbourne? He also had some eggs hidden in a vitamin bottle, some seeds hidden in his money belt, and (get this) an undeclared aubergine. An undeclared aubergine for Christ's sake!
Nothing was said about the angora sheep he had strapped to his thighs.
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